VJJ-Day In the home of the Enlightenment The truth is now incitenment Madness its enheightenment To say men have a phallus And women a love chalice Makes you brave as William Wallace O you can play games all you wilt But I’ll defend it to the hilt I know what’s beneath a kilt So to stop this truth befouling I’ll bravely go unhowling To the tower with Lady Rowling Yes, it’s kind of sad and silly But I’ll die on this wee hilly— Girls have a vagina and boys have a willy. Richard Castles