Madame Alissa is a high priced clairvoyant in Fortitude Valley with an unlisted business number and an influential clientele of political leaders.
ASIO TELEPHONE SURVEILLANCE TAPES
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MADAME ALISSA: Well goodbye Warwick, take especial care on days ending with "y".
(Madame Alissa hangs up but almost immediately the phone rings again.)
MADAME ALISSA: Hello?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: Ching chong.
MADAME ALISSA: Who is this, please?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: Ching shit chong.
MADAME ALISSA: Oh, hello Prime Minister. What? You’re calling from the White House bedroom? The Lincoln Room? That’s nice.
IDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: Chong chong.
MADAME ALISSA: And you are as tall as President Obama? And he doesn’t think you look like a dentist? That is nice.
IDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: Chong ching?
MADAME ALISSA: Of course, Prime Minister. I have your horoscope prepared. I see a tall dark stranger …
IDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: Chong ching?
MADAME ALISSA: Very certainly. It could well be a new valet. Where was I. The year is 2012 and I see you and Mrs Rudd living in New York with a valet – and a butler …
IDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: Chong ching?
MADAME ALISSA: Well there is water. I suppose it could be the East River. In fact, it almost certainly is the East River.
IDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: (sigh)
MADAME ALISSA: Briefly, Prime Minister, in 2012 you will be in New York occupying a very high international position.
IDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: Chong chings?
MADAME ALISSA: Yes, the voters will still be paying your bills.
IDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: (giggles) Ching chong.
MADAME ALISSA: And goodbye to you, Prime Minister. Until tomorrow.